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Character	Episode Number	Episode Name	Quote	Times Loaded	Twitter (?)
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Ben	2.24	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2	We're the good guys Michael.	2,377
Desmond	2.24	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2	On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics, and when the last one came down, this whole place started to shake, and that screen, that screen filled up with 'SYSTEM FAILURE, SYSTEM FAILURE', and that number there, 92204, September the 22nd 2004, the day your plane crashed, it's real, it's all bloody real, now PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!	277	-
Desmond	2.24	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2	I think I crashed your plane.	2,349
Locke	2.24	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2	I was wrong.	2,269
Kelvin	2.24	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 2	This is the only other way out, partner. Fail-safe. Just turn this key and this all goes away.	600	-
Sayid	2.23	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 1	I don't know what is more disquieting; the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.	276	-
Desmond	2.23	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 1	We are stuck in a bloody snowglobe!!	2,325
Hurley, Sawyer	2.23	Live Together, Die Alone, Part 1	Hurley: Did that bird just say my name? Sawyer: Yeah... right before it crapped gold.	2,349
Charlie	2.22	Three Minutes	So, you wake up in the middle of the night; you grab your Jesus stick; you race off into the jungle. You don't call, you don't write?	279	-
Locke	2.21	?	Boone. Boone made it fall. Then he died. A sacrifice that the island demanded.	2,345
Locke	2.21	?	I was never... meant to do anything! Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it's important? You think it's necessary? It's nothing, it's nothing. It's meaningless; and who are you to tell me that it's not?	284	-
Sawyer	2.20	Two for the Road	Was Little Red Riding Hood gonna follow the Big Bad Wolf back to his stash o' guns?	2,372
Ben	2.20	Two For The Road	Because the man in charge... He's a great man, John, a brilliant man... but he is not a forgiving man.	297	-
Ben	2.20	Two For The Road	I was coming for you, John. You're one of the good ones.	2,345
Bernard	2.19	S.O.S.	I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.	1,456
Dave	2.18	Dave	You know what tastes even better than freedom? Cheeseburgers.	2,329
Sawyer	2.18	Dave	Great plan, Moonbeam. After that we can sing 'Kumbaya' and do trust falls.	2,346
Ben	2.18	Dave	I never entered the numbers, I never pushed the button.	2,383
Charlie, Hurley	2.18	Dave	Hurley: Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut? Charlie: No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.	1,025	-
Sawyer	2.18	Dave	I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?	1,486
Sawyer	2.17	Lockdown	How about you put your mangoes where your mouth is?	2,328
Sayid	2.17	Lockdown	We did find your balloon, Henry Gale. Exactly how you described it. We also found the grave you described. Your wife's grave. The grave you said you dug with you own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave... and found that there was not a woman inside, there was a man. A man named Henry Gale.	316	-
Jack, Kate, Sawyer	2.17	Lockdown	Jack: Saywer, you're busted, I got it all, and it wouldn't be fair for you to go and pick more mangos. Sawyer: Oh, I've got a hell a lot more than mangoes. You want to play for real stakes? Name 'em. Jack: It's a pile of fruit, man. Sawyer: And I want it back. Kate: Should I go and get a ruler?	172	-
Ben	2.16	The Whole Truth	If I was one of them, these people that you seem to think are your enemies, what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon. So I'd draw a map to a real secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, good place for a trap. An ambush. And when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for 'em. Then they'd use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them huh?	299	-
Ben	2.16	The Whole Truth	You guys got any milk?	2,442
Ana Lucia	2.16	The Whole Truth	Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.	1,911
Sawyer	2.13	The Long Con	There's a new sheriff in town, boys. Y'all best get used to it.	2,259
Hurley	2.13	The Long Con	You gonna put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up?	1,427
Jack, Sawyer	2.13	The Long Con	Jack: What are you doing? Sawyer: Shh, I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.	1,410
Charlie	2.12	Fire + Water	Kate sees a horse, pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs!!	208	-
Charlie, Locke	2.12	Fire + Water	Charlie: Who the hell are you, John? Aaron's not your responsibility! Where were you when he was born, where were you when he was taken? You're not his father, you're not his family! Locke: Neither are you, Charlie.	169	-
Tom	2.11	The Hunting Party	This is not your island. This is our island. And the only reason that you're livin' on it, is because we let you live on it.	294	-
Sayid	2.11	The Hunting Party	This music is quite depressing.	2,397
Sawyer	2.11	The Hunting Party	Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?	2,366
Locke	2.11	The Hunting Party	Yeah that's right Jack, I've been running through the jungle, toward the sound of gunfire, because I don't care about Michael.	249	-
Tom	2.11	The Hunting Party	We've got a misunderstanding, Jack; your people, my people. So listen carefully. Right here there's a line. You cross that line, we go from misunderstanding to something else. Now give me your weapons, turn around, go home.	206	-
Sawyer	2.11	The Hunting Party	You and me ain't done, Zeke.	2,304
Jack	2.11	The Hunting Party	How long do you think it would take to train an army?	2,403
Charlie	2.10	The 23rd Psalm	You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick? [50,000]	2,297
Charlie	2.10	The 23rd Psalm	I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?	179	-
Charlie	2.10	The 23rd Psalm	Most people, when they see a creature made of swirling black smoke, they run.	1,607
Eko	2.09	What Kate Did	Don't mistake coincidence for fate.	2,312
Hurley	2.09	What Kate Did	So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.	1,351
Sayid	2.08	Collision	What good would it be to kill you... if we're both already dead?	2,213
Ana Lucia	2.07	The Other 48 Days	If I were a savage I would have cut off his finger already... that's tomorrow.	2,341
Ana Lucia, Eko	2.07	The Other 48 Days	Ana Lucia: You've been waiting 40 days to talk? Eko: You waited 40 days to cry.	1,957
Sayid	2.06	Abandoned	I will never leave you. I love you.	2,224
Ana Lucia	2.06	Abandoned	They came the first night, took three of us. Then they came back, and took nine more. They're smart, and they're animals, and they could be anywhere at any time. Now we're moving through the jungle - their jungle - just so you can save your little hick friend over here. And if you think that one gun and one bullet is gonna stop them... think again. So shut your mouth and keep moving.	210	-
Jin	2.04	Everybody Hates Hugo	Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity cluck-cluck day, Hugo.	2,429
Sawyer	2.04	Everybody Hates Hugo	I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.	2,378
Charlie	2.04	Everybody Hates Hugo	I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.	200	-
Locke	2.03	Orientation	It's a leap of faith.	2,365
Desmond	2.03	Orientation	So I started pushing the button too. And we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end. [25,000]	291	-
Locke	2.03	Orientation	You want your damned 30 dollars back?! I want my kidney back!!	2,328
Locke	2.03	Orientation	We're gonna need to watch that again.	2,268
Jack	2.03	Orientation	It says "Quarantine" on the inside of the hatch to keep you down here, keep you scared. But you know what? We've been up there for over 40 days and no one's gotten sick. You think this is the only part of it that's true? Did you ever think they put you here to push a button every 100 minutes, just to see if you would? That all of this, the computer, the button, it's just a mind game, an experiment?	217	-
Jack, Locke	2.03	Orientation	Locke: Why do you find it so hard to believe? Jack: Why do you find it so easy? Locke: It's never been easy!!	184	-
Jack	2.03	Orientation	Why are you running, you don't even know what you're running from!!	1,841
Desmond	2.03	Orientation	I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.	1,518
Desmond	2.02	Adrift	What did one snowman say to the other snowman?	2,305
Desmond	2.02	Adrift	Are you him?	2,223
Sawyer	2.02	Adrift	Oh what you gonna do, splash me?	2,270
Michael, Sawyer	2.02	Adrift	Michael: Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder. Sawyer: Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.	172	-
Desmond	2.01	Man of Science, Man of Faith	Lower your gun, or I'll blow his damn head off, brother!	2,273
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